theeglamgoddess:

i-find-the-beauty-in-chaos:

osointricate:

How about we vote in a law that puts a cap on how long a government shut down can happen… say 20 days… before the president has to agree to a budget solution or else the 21st day congress begins the process of impreachment because civilian jobs and salaries and livelihoods are not a bargaining tool for the president to abuse is order to get their way

If you aren’t serving the people then you aren’t doing the job of the presidency and you need to be replaced

AMEN

mostmodernist:

brick to the face

ndiecity:

weirdness-is-good:

yeehawlw:

I would also swear off guys if Michael Cera creampied me.

vampireapologist:

*wakes up feeling ugly* oh god I have to be funny today

calmkaleidoscope:

wildesttdreamerr:

kingofmaiheart:

Ellen looking at Taylor is how I look at Taylor

ELLEN IS ME.

I AM ELLEN.

How the world should look at Taylor